Answer The Question Above You

[JenJen]

Originally Posted by eve88

probably not.

how many different answers can you come up with for the question "what does 1+1 equal to"?

∞

Why does the chicken cross the road?

[Al-Bert]

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
among them has the strength to contend with such a
paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the
princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
pancreas.

Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and
each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial
intent can never be discerned, because structuralism
is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a
fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt
necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at
this historical juncture, and therefore
synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the
objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came
into being which caused the actualization of this
potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
nature.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing
events to grace the annals of history. An historic,
unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt
such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to
homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
the trees.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken
was on, but it was moving very fast.

David Hume: Out of custom and habit.

Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored)
reason.

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the
transportation, so quite understandably the chicken
availed himself of the opportunity.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow
out of life.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Molly Yard: It was a hen!

Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.

Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.

The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.

Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.

Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.

Othello: Jealousy.

Dr Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have,
you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the
Need to resist such a public Display of your own
lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.

Mrs Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.

Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.

Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in
town ought never expose one to such barbarous
inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a
road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the
chicken in question.

Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade
insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.

Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome,
filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume
to question the actions of one in all respects his
superior.

Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.

Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of
misplaced concreteness.

Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter)

Hamlet: That is not the question.

Donne: It crosseth for thee.

Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.

Constable: To get a better view.

^somebody has answered such question before this in this thread.


Who are the potential candidates who would run for Lord of Spammers in 2010?

[Boyz_Zoo]

A: the person who will spam the next year
Q: Who wants to take the Lord of Spammers 2010's title?

[nickvl]

A : me.
Q: Do u think i will get it?

[Keiko123]

A: Definitely yes, you're here for 2 and half years, plus you're cute.

Q: Do you all think I manage to fly in one year? (I don't put high hope on it anyway *sigh*)

[Cadence_hope]

Originally Posted by Keiko123

A: Definitely yes, you're here for 2 and half years, plus you're cute.

Nickvl already here for 2 and half years?

A: Of course, you can always book the cheapest airline ticket from airasia to fly here and there.

Q: Who killed Teoh Beng Hock?

[Keiko123]

Originally Posted by Cadence_hope

Nickvl already here for 2 and half years?

*slaps* I meant she will be in INTEC for 2 and half years.

A: Of course, you can always book the cheapest airline ticket from airasia to fly here and there.

*slaps slaps slaps*

[Cadence_hope]

Originally Posted by Keiko123

*slaps* I meant she will be in INTEC for 2 and half years.

Hoi, now start to slap people?
How I know uh, you said here, here is recom wei.

So you met nickvl already?

Originally Posted by Keiko123

*slaps slaps slaps*

Sobs I'm innocent, I also hope that you can fly.. ~I believe you can fly~

*dodge dodge dodge!*

[Keiko123]

Originally Posted by Cadence_hope

Hoi, now start to slap people?
How I know uh, you said here, here is recom wei.

So you met nickvl already?

Sobs I'm innocent, I also hope that you can fly.. ~I believe you can fly~

*dodge dodge dodge!*

My recent mood isn't good.
Met nickvl already... I don't know if she minds it...

Don't copy my piece of words.
*Don't dodge!*




^A: I also don't know.

Q: Who can answer the above question?

[Cadence_hope]

Originally Posted by Keiko123

My recent mood isn't good.
Met nickvl already... I don't know if she minds it...

Why bad mood? Now I'm stressed, but I always try to evade from my works and have fun.. Sigh..

Originally Posted by Keiko123

Don't copy my piece of words.
*Don't dodge!*

Did I copy your words?
And, why should I listen to you huh? *dodge and knock keiko's head*

Originally Posted by Keiko123

^A: I also don't know.

Q: Who can answer the above question?

A: Nobody can answer that now actually. They can only make a lot of assumptions.. Only Teoh himself can, perhaps? RIP Teoh..

New Q: When will cuppycake, kid and JenJen have free time to spam here? Sigh..