Jokes 2007. Doh.

[LilDeviant]

Originally Posted by vseehua

you'd bet that lawyers can memorize names well given that they can remember the big book of laws

Lol. seriously Lol. Well, in a way, this is one gd point.

[white2020]

Originally Posted by LilDeviant

Lol. seriously Lol. Well, in a way, this is one gd point.

Human's ability is unpredictable 8O

[forEVA]

Q: y r frogs always so happy?



A: coz they eat whatever that bugs them.

[Al-Bert]

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

I n return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain

Originally Posted by kpchen

Not important. They don't want him to go in =)

mystery explained

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eJA9RPX9mRY

[chiachean]

I like the joke posted by Albert very much..

Thanks for sharing

[Xon]

wahahahazzz....any more jokes?
i like albert jokes too~~